Last Updated: Friday, January 27, 2012 12:05:14 PM
" Measure Twice, Cut One "
" Why do you move over and slow down when you're passing horses and carriages "
" Have you ever stood on the side of the highway when there's traffic ?"
" No"
"Come back when you have, and we'll see if you have an answer to your question."
" Tax dollars well spent? "
" 911, there is someone outside that doesn't have a shirt on."
" Well ma'am, it is a hot summer day. But we'll send an officer over right away to arrest him. "
" Pick your moment "
" Riding a bike on a "city-defined" local street? Of course; we pay taxes too, after all. "
" Crossing a busy 4 lane regional road between intersections ? Maybe you're the crazy one... "
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"we used to chat in the middle of the street."
"you were doing that when I moved in, as well"
Future Fairy Tales & Real Life Tall Tales
"We're here to Help You"
" We use to be called Probation Officers; now we're Root Cause Analysts"
"The Tribes Return"
" There's nothing for us here. We should go back to where we can do some good."
" Pittsburgh?"
" No. Back to where our ancestors lived... where they were stolen from..."
" Get that Crap out of here"
" If we had a better place for the crap, then we wouldn't have crappy water."
" I hear someone across the ocean has found a way to change it into "Black Brown Gold"