" Let's head down to Sidderr's "
" Where ? "
" The Sex, Drug, and Rock'n'Roll Store"
" Oh... well... I guess I know what they sell there"
" Which era ?"
" huh? "
" Folk, Hippie, HairBands, New Wave, Old Wave, Swing, HipHop, Dance... "
" Oh hell, I don't care... Let's just go get 'laid' "
" Yeah... and then we'll go for " Chocolate "
" Sounds good... have you already bought our tickets ?"
" Yep... picked up a gift card at the grocery store. They're for mid-class. "
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"There's a sign that says $100 fine for Loitering & Lingering."
"That's to appease the Non-Sinners. With all the tax revenue, no one ever gets charged, including those that are 'off-duty'."
"What's with all the RV trailers over there ? "
" Do I need to answer that ? "
"hmmm.... I guess not."
"In or out? "
"Ha ha -- both."
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"That feels better. What's in the brown paper bag ? "
" I got some takeout for Mom.
" That's a big bag."
" Yep. "
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Hmmm... what if there was a well-known world-wide organization that perhaps had two buildings, and two menus... nah... that would be two too easy.
"Sex in in my bed with a middle-aged man " " Sausage in a Bun... With Sassafrass"
"Hi. My name is Sassafrass. James Sassafrass. Here's a sausage & here's some buns.
"OoooooooO"